College student.
Sister - Bitzi.
Mother - Glitzi.
Father - Gus.
Hobbies: Cheerleading, attracting boys, shopping, giggling.
Skills: Cheerleading, attracting boys, finding bargains, giggling.
Ambitions: To get a great boyfriend. To learn how to make
toast.
A nice girl, but none too bright.
Joy Miserique
Cat.
College student.
Family unknown.
Hobbies: Being gloomy and depressed.
Skills: Making other people gloomy and depressed.
Pulling odd objects out of her coat pockets.
Ambitions: To become more morbid.
A strange person, but an interesting one.
She helps keep her friends from becoming overly optimistic.
Mike Griffon
Mutt.
College student.
Hobbies: Sleeping, waking up (when necessary),
hanging around with friends.
Has a low tolerance for stress, but he's honest.
Punky
Parrot.
Fred's pet.
Hobbies: Eating, squawking, talking, making a mess, assorted
mischief.
Skills: Can bite through almost anything.
Can talk his way out of almost anything.
Ambitions: To get away with anything. To rule the world.
A cute little guy. Famous for his grinnocence.
Percy B. Cassidy
Horse.
College student.
Hobbies: Computer nerding, reading, running (when necessary).
Skills: Intelligence, friendliness, loquacity.
Ambitions: To get through school peacefully.
Very shy, but a likeable person.
Jim Panzee
Ape.
College student.
Hobbies: Hitting on girls, swinging (also climbing and
scratching).
Skills: Being disliked.
Ambitions: None.
He could be worse.
O.G.R.E. Agents
Bovines.
Hobbies: Spying. Sitting and staring.
Skills: Harassing. Speaking in monotones.
Ambitions: To know about everything happening.
To prevent anything undesirable from happening.
They look to Fred for advice. What the...?
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